Answers to our most frequently asked questions.
What is Hexes?
In mundane terms, Hexes is an inimitable; London-based; elite escort agency – connecting high-class companions with equally dignified parties, in one of the wealthiest, most iconic cities on earth. In time, Hexes plans to expand into a fully-fledged brand: Producing more uniquely artistic photo- and video-shoots; and exploring new enterprises and frontiers.
Truth be told, our name was born of a happy accident (or was it less-than-divine inspiration?…), and the theme followed in its sibilant simplicity. It was fairly straightforward to use the mystery and potency of witchcraft as metaphors for the nuances of feminine character; alongside referencing the aesthetics of secret societies to represent our exclusivity.
If you’d prefer to view matters philosophically – Hexes exists to provide multifarious services, to diacritic clients, for various purposes. All culminating, however, in exhilarating experiences. Pure pleasure to a mote of existence; to a moment of brevity and fragility that is the human being. We feel there’s a certain amicability to that, in its own way.
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Is this all legal?
Yes. Is the short answer that hopefully puts your mind at ease.
In the UK, it is legal to be an escort; and to own and operate an escort agency. To clarify our position, Hexes provides a bifurcated service:
For our girls – a platform on which select, elite escorts may be promoted. We also act as an efficient combination of promoter/PA/security, and oftentimes, confidant. This industry, while certainly glamorous, prosperous and definitely lots of fun, has its very unique issues and burdens. Hexes is proud to engage ethically and curteously with our escorts, which includes lending our support whenever needed.
For our clients – a showcase of the finest handpicked escorts in London; and the opportunity to arrange unforgettable meetings with them. As with our escort component, we provide a level of security for our clients by accountably assuring professionalism. No ‘bait & switch’; no deceptions; no underhanded, nor illicit activity.
Hexes does not endorse, nor accept the exchange of monies for sex/sex acts. Similarly, while charging for the pleasure of spending their time with clients, our escorts perform all their respective services as of their own volition and discretion, not for a fee. Moreover, while Hexes gladly represents the escorts herein, they are self-employed; working as and when they choose, for the rates they choose. The client will pay for the privilege of spending time with their chosen escort(s), and in turn, Hexes receives a commission from this. Hexes does not provide drivers, nor accommodation, but a promotional and matchmaking service between consenting adults; and whatever may occur between them is entirely beyond the purview or business of this agency.
How do I book an escort?
Hexes takes the unique approach of dividing our escorts by experience offered: Girlfriend- or Pornstar-Experience (abbreviated GFE and PSE, respectively).
Visit the gallery which most appeals to you, or peruse both, if you’re unsure; the distinctions between, and perks of each type are detailed below. Alternatively, if you would like our professional opinions/recommendations, our aforementioned diligent receptionist would be happy to lend a hand.
Once you have made your choice(s), furnish us with the preferred particulars of your meeting: Duration, time, location (Incall or Outcall), and any potential special requests or requirements. Hexes will endeavour to fulfill each criteria as accurately as possible.
As per the disclaimer all visitors to this site must accept, it should indeed go without saying that we expect our clients to treat our receptionists and escorts with the same respect we will always show in kind.
It can be intimidating, we understand. Even just approaching a woman as beautiful as these in a bar, at a party – or in the street, if you’re Conan – takes some cojones. It can also be tricky, when one is perhaps torn between stereotypes or taboos propagated by the confused, the ignorant, or the jealous; and our selection of salacious seductresses. We know. But we also know, that the time you spend with our escorts will be the cat’s meow, as it were; and the moment you contact our delightfully helpful receptionist, any fears will be swiftly forgotten.
What should I do when first meeting my escort(s)?
Of course, being cordial, exchanging pleasantries and perhaps a winning smile is a nice way to encounter your companion(s). Keep in mind, however, that the client is expected to hand over the agreed contribution, in full, upon first meeting. This is necessary to initiate the meeting itself, which will likely be cancelled if this requirement is not respected. Whether this occurs in public or private, a measure of discretion is preferred; oftentimes, clients fill a plain, unmarked envelope with their contribution, to either pass on to their escort directly, or place wherever the escort may choose.
What is a Girlfriend-Experience (GFE)?
This enchanting experience is perfect for those seeking the scintillating warmth of an elite escort’s presence. Whether you’re new to the city, visiting for business and looking for pleasure; or even a London lad born-and-raised, what better way to explore London’s myriad (in)famous points of interest, than with a gorgeous sweetheart on your arm? (Or shoulders, why not?) This experience electrifies with the effects of a first date, or discovering a new love that just happens to be a stunner, too. Whatever you may decide to do together – posh nosh; shopping spree; sightseeing sojourns – in public or private, your girlfriend(s!) will bewitch you beyond all hope with their cheekily cute company.
What is a Pornstar-Experience (PSE)?
We are not suggesting the above amicable, personable traits cease to exist – since all our girls embody those – yet this experience summons an escort with more lascivious, carnal intentions and urges in mind. Maybe a fantasy you’ve always wanted to explore, or can’t wait to try again? The way they (un)dress; the way they speak, and move… Every ounce of these escorts drips temptation; with minds (among other things) open enough, and skills sharp enough to make your deepest desires a reality.
Once again, whatever occurs between consenting adults in private is the business of those parties; and not endorsed, and certainly not imposed by Hexes.
Incall or Outcall?
This describes where you would like your meeting to occur. Incall means the escort will host you at their place of residence, and Outcall means they will come to you. Some escorts do not offer both options, and will prefer either Incall or Outcall bookings. Further, many escorts will be hesitant to visit private residences, especially for new clients. While this is not always out of the question, please be aware that requesting an Outcall to a private home may necessitate we take more steps to ensure our escorts’ safety.
Hexes promises to keep all sensitive information confidential, for both clients and escorts. Our independently trustworthy receptionist has even elected to be bound by NDA – which may be viewed below – to underpin our commitment to privacy and discretion. You will never receive any unsolicited communication from Hexes.
For longer bookings, especially with new clients, we may require a deposit before proceeding. This is due to recent instances of time-wasting flakiness, which our escorts should not have to endure. We understand issues may arise, and appointments need rescheduling from time to time; please extend to our escorts the basic courtesy of informing them – via our service – of any cancellations or changes to your meeting as soon as possible. Thank you.